February 2012
No one: You're amazing, beautiful, smart, witty and just an incredible person. I love you.
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zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
WOW WHY AM I SUCH A BAD FUCKING PERSON
I hate myself
seriously
can i go in a hole and die
quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
me: can you remove all the fat in this section
doctor: you just pointed out your whole body
me: yes can you remove it
i'm such a bad person
holy shit. i need to stop doing this to people.
